The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a plane crash over the Atlantic Ocean. Tragically they all died and went to the pearly gates together.
St. Peter was surprised to see them. "Oh, dear! We weren't expecting you and your quarters aren't ready yet. We can't take you in and we can't send you back!" Getting an idea, he picked up the celestial phone and called Lucifer. "I have three gentlemen who are ours, but their places aren't ready yet. Could you put them up for a couple of days? I'll owe you one." The Devil reluctantly agreed.
Two days later, St. Peter got a call. "Pete, this is Lucifer. You have to come get these three guys that are yours. This Pope guy is forgiving everybody, the Graham fellow is saving everybody, and Oral Roberts has raised enough money to buy air conditioning!"
Top Ten Things Guys Like About Girls
1) The way they smile.
2) How they always smell so good.
3) How they laugh.
4) The way they take so long to get ready.
5) The way they dress.
6) How they put their make up on.
7) The way they say,"I love you."
How their little hands fit perfectly in the guys hands.
9) How guys can put their arms all the way around her waist.
10) Their sweet personality.
Top Ten Things Girls Like About Guys:
1) The way they try to act so tough.
2) How they write girls letters.
3) The way they smell.
4) How they feel so safe in their arms.
5) When they aren't afraid to admit things.
6) The way they say,"I love you.'
7) The way they go shopping with you.
When they call you to make you feel better.
9) When they bring you something when your feeling down.
10) How they always seem to want to love you.
How their little hands fit perfectly in the guys hands.