EXCELLENT GLITTER GRAPHICS & SCRAPS YOU CAN POST IN FRIENDSHIP SITES

1) Atom Humor

Two atoms are drinking at the bar. Suddenly one says to the
other, "I've just lost one of my electrons!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.

"Yes," replied the first atom. "I'm positive."



2) A soldier, serving overseas, was annoyed and very upset
when his girlfriend sent him a letter breaking off their
engagement and asking that he return her photograph.
So he asked his friends for all the unwanted photographs of
women that they had. He bundled these photos together and
mailed them to her with a note that said:

"Regret cannot remember which one is you. Please pick out
your photo and return all the others."



3) If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
- Catherine Aird


4) A Likely Story

After meeting at a bar one day and getting along really
well, a man and woman decide to go back to her house and
get to know each other better.
In the midst of discovering what was under each other's
clothes, the woman suddenly stops the man and says, "Quick!
My husband just came home! Go hide in the bathroom!" So the
man does as she says.
The husband comes into the bedroom to find his wife on the
bed. "Why are you naked?" he asks.
"Oh, honey, I heard you pull up outside, so I thought I
come up here and give you a nice surprise." she quickly
replies.
"Great!" her husband says. "I'll go get ready." He heads
into the bathroom before his wife can get off the bed and
stop him, and he sees the naked man standing there swatting
at something in the air.
"Who the heck are you?" the husband demands to know.
"Oh, I'm from the exterminator company. Your wife called me
in to get rid of the moths."
"But you're naked!" the husband exclaims.

The man looks down and jumps back in surprise. "Man, those
moths are fast!"


5) Quote of the Day

"Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit."
- Oscar Wilde

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6) Baby, Baby

At one bus stop, a woman got on, holding her baby. The bus
driver said without thinking "Wow! That's the ugliest baby
I've ever seen."
Angry, the woman slapped her fare into the fare box and
stormed back to a seat near the rear of the bus. Seeing
that she was upset, the man sitting next to her asked what
was wrong.
"That bus driver insulted me," she said.
"Why, he's a public servant." The man replied. "He
shouldn't be allowed to insult passengers."
"You know what," the woman said, "you're right. I think
I'll just go right back up there and tell him what I think
of his manners."

"You should." The man agreed. "Here, let me hold your
monkey for you."


Love is a beautiful thing.
It opens up a completely new world.
It takes us out of ourselves.
And teaches us to give, with no strings attached.


As long as the sun puts out its rays
with you I want to spend my days.
As long as the moon gives off its light
with you I want to spend my nights.
As long as there are fishes in the sea
I want you to be right next to me.
As long as birds fly in the sky
I never want to say good-bye.
Because I love you, that is why.


FRIENDS
ARE
LOVING,
WILLING                
UNDERSTANDING,
HELPFUL
SPECIAL,
SINCERE
ENCOURAGING,
RESPECTFUL
DEVOTED,
FAITHFUL
DEDICATED,
NICE
WONDERFUL,
CARING
KIND,
INTERESTED

THANK YOU
FOR BEING ALL THESE THINGS TO ME.





Why do I call "YOU" friend?

Because you are always there for me.
Because I feel comfortable around you.
Because you actually hear what I say.
Because you bring out the best in me.
Because you accept me for whom I am.
Because you are not afraid to tell it like it is.
Because you make me smile.
Because you are down to earth.
Because you make me feel loved.
Because we have so much fun together..

I hope you call "ME" friend